About Madame K

I've never been very good at the "about me" page. I suppose it's because I don't know where to start or what info is going to be important to you. So in the true spirit of "about me's" I'm kicking it old school with a high school survery full of outrageously random info about me....
  1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie.
  2. Have you ever written a song? No.
  3. Can you make change for a dollar right now?Yes.
  4. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? haha I guess?
  5. Have you ever written a poem? Yes.
  6. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? Ew I don't like it.
  7. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Girl scout yo.
  8. Have you ever written a book?No...but I do like to write.
  9. Have you ever broken a mirror? No.
  10. Are you superstitious? Not really.
  11. What is your biggest pet peeve?WHEN PEOPLE WRITE ENTIRE EMAILS IN ALL CAPS.
  12. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? No.
  13. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?wtf?
  14. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?Big Mac.
  15. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?Yes.
  16. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? No. Freaking. Way.
  17. What's the most daring thing you've done? Told my momma to **** off. Yeah I'll never do that again. Ohhh teenage years.
  18. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? I just take what they give me.
  19. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza.FALSE.
  20. Did you have a baby blanket? Not anymore.
  21. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? I do my angles sometimes.
  22. How did that turn out? It looks fine.
  23. Have you ever sleepwalked? When I was younger I did all the time.
  24. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? Who hasn't?
  25. Can you flip your eye-lids up? I don't think I've ever tried. Nope I can't.
  26. Are you double jointed?No.
  27. If you could be any age, what age would you be? 21 forever.
  28. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?EW. No. Thank GAWD.
  29. Do you ride roller coasters? Yes.
  30. What's your favorite carnival ride? I don't trust carnival rides.
  31. What is your dream car? An SUV...any would do.
  32. What is your favorite cartoon of all time?TOO hard. I can't pick!
  33. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?...
  34. If so, would you eat another one? WTF?
  35. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first?Whip out my glass breaker and seatbelt cutter and save all the bitches in my car before eventually fleeing to the surface of the lake. Good question.
  36. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?Yes.
  37. Can you pick something up with your toes?I guess?
  38. How many remote controls do you have in your house?5 I think. 
  39. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?Oh lord. I don't think I fell asleep in high school or college so much as I drifted off into dreamland.
  40. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? 2 roundtrips I think.
  41. How many foreign countries have you visited?France, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Hungary, Albania...I think I'm forgetting one.
  42. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?Medal?  No. Money? Yes.
  43. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?If I'm rich I could probably make others happy which would in turn, make me happy. 
  44. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?I heard you wouldn't actually sink in quicksand because we're made of too much water...silly you.
  45. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?Yeah.
  46. Have you ever held a Mexican jumping bean?NO! I think I need to though.
  47. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Sleeping Beauty.
  48. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?...Crayons?
  49. Do you prefer light or dark bread?Dark.
  50. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?Scrambled.
  51. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?YES. It's not fun.
  52. Do you talk in your sleep? The real question would be, do I sleep? No.
  53. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn?Neither.
  54. Have you ever played in the rain?Yes :-) 
  55. Did you make mud pies? When I was five...
  56. Have you ever broken a bone?Both of my pinkies, playing lacrosse. BALLER.
  57. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?Probs not.
  58. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?No. Would it matter if I came across either? I'm fairly certain I'm not going to stop and ponder over it's species if I run into one...
  59. Do you drink pepsi or coke?Coke
  60. What's your favorite number?27
  61. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?SUV.
  62. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?No.
  63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?Oh yeah.
  64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?I use body wash.
  65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?Yeah. Not fun.
  66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?haha being a voice of one of the Simpsons would be STELLAR.
  67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?RYAN REYNOLDS.
  68. Do you need corrective lenses?Nope.
  69. Would you hang out with / date someone your best friend didn't like?Wouldn't be the first time...
  70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like?Yeah I guess.
  71. Have you ever returned a gift?Only to exchange sizes.
  72. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?NO. SO tacky.
  73. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?Gymnastics.
  74. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be?dunno...
  75. How many pairs of shoes do you own?I plead the fifth.
  76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? No.
  77. Do you sing in the car?Oh heck yes.
  78. What is your favorite breed of dog?I love my cocker spaniel but I also like Labs.
  79. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?...
  80. What is your favorite fruit?Strawberries or Watermelon
  81. What is your least favorite fruit?Pears. yuck.
  82. What kind of fruit have you never had?I've had papaya flavored things but never a real papaya.
  83. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?Oh lord.
  84. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?Target.
  85. Are/were you a good student?Yes...In college I was because I had to pay for it. hah.
  86. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?HAHA. Awesome question. I could totally take The Frazz, SuperMom, and my two maids of honor. Nah I'm just kidding. I'm weak, son.
  87. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?Navy.
  88. What do you think is your best feature?My eyes.
  89. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for?I hate to say this, but probably Country.
  90. If you were to win an Osacr, what kind of movie would it be for?Drama.
  91. What is your favorite season?Summer.
  92. How many members do you have in your immediate family?4.
  93. Which of the five senses is most important to you?Sight.
  94. Would you be a more successful painter or singer?Singer.
  95. How many years will/did you end up going to college?Oh lord. I keep changing my profession.
  96. Have you ever had surgery?Nope..we'll sort of.
  97. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?Fooooootball. I'd be the kicker.
  98. What do you like to collect?Shot glasses.
  99. How many collectibles do you have?About 50.
  100. What is one question you're tired of answering? When are you going to have children...
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